Somebody ripped off my beard, hat and boots
He even had the gall to swipe the pillow off my bed
But Deck the Halls and “What the Hell!”
I still got my Jingle Be-ll-s
Cause frankly I don’t give a HOOT!
That git-up set me back a bundle of loot!
The box it came in was an antique orange crate!
If I find that roly-poly mother he’s going to hang!
He might do some good with it and all thanks to me!
Frankly I don’t give a HOOT!