
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat and boots
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He even had the gall to swipe the pillow off my bed
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But Deck the Halls and “What the Hell!”
I still got my Jingle Be-ll-s
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Cause frankly I don’t give a HOOT!
That git-up set me back a bundle of loot!
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The box it came in was an antique orange crate!
If I find that roly-poly mother he’s going to hang!
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He might do some good with it and all thanks to me!
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Frankly I don’t give a HOOT!